Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it’s more like love’s shady...– Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage (via gasponce)
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theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant That’s actually something being worked on, from what I understand :)
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
confusedtree: In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
darthhaven: primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church He is adorable.
that-little-voice-in-your-head: verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a...
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
assiest: canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS
neutered: mysunwolf: fromonesurvivortoanother: cumaeansibyl: fromonesurvivortoanother: i… fromonesurvivortoanother: cumaeansibyl: fromonesurvivortoanother: i don’t like the whole “you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself” idea because uhhh wow people who are hurt and abused and damaged deserve love just as much as someone else love generally does not work when it’s...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
takonatural: oswinne: theyre working a case and they have to sneak into some little kids birthday party. they split up and cas sees a group of litle kids inhaling helium and when dean comes back to him, he had inhaled like five full balloons’ worth of helium ”hello dean” holy crap I would kill for this to happen
gallifrey-feels: underutilized-nerdgirl: im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. Gabriel Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
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redefiningbodyimage: tres—leches: redefiningbodyimage: Turns out it’s super hard to find recipes for green smoothies without being bombarded with OMG MAGICAL FAERIE GLOW CLEANSE. LOSE WEIGHT. LOOK BETTER. POOP GLITTER. I just want to mash a bunch of fruit and veg into a…
helveticas: I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
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lupercos: really disappointing when people draw Boy Monsters as cool bizarre inhuman creatures but just draw Girl Monsters as supermodels with horns and red skin