Captain Hook's Crochet Nook

sherlockspeare: jayandmirror: thescienceofjohnlock: sherlocksp...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:25:02 -0700

jayandmirror:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlockspeare:

Because I thought it would be funny (x)

This is going to go so well with so many songs.

what is this. What is this. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS. WHAT.

Err… Guys you’ve got another one. Urm. Sorry but it’s too fun(to me)

tigersinlondon: #haha sometimes i laugh because as much as...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:23:37 -0700

tigersinlondon:

#haha sometimes i laugh because as much as spn is billed as a ‘scary show’ it’s more often gross than scary #and then SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS AND I FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR

dampsandwich: kili-in-the-shire-with-fili: thelocalpaedo: lizl...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:22:16 -0700

dampsandwich:

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

dream sideburns

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:21:55 -0700

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Sam would drink coke zero.

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:12:57 -0700

Sam would drink coke zero.

whispersinthestarrydark: yakuzafilm: theclosingtime: Tumblr-ol...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:01:33 -0700

whispersinthestarrydark:

yakuzafilm:

theclosingtime:

Tumblr-old.

Feel this more and more, 25+ tumblrs where you at?

I love that tee

26 and this is how I feel.

whispersinthestarrydark: I hope to god this has so many notes...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:58 -0700

whispersinthestarrydark:

I hope to god this has so many notes because this looks like a penis

tonsoffuckinsequins: frickyeah1990s: Ok, I took Fruitopia off...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:46:15 -0700

tonsoffuckinsequins:

frickyeah1990s:

Ok, I took Fruitopia off and added something called Jost, and those Clearly Canadian drinks… those were good, the clearly canadians. Also the snapples. Which one do you miss?

omg Clearly fucking Canadian I used to get those as a treat from my mom when I was a kid. They had this blackberry one that was so fucking good ugh. I miss that shit. And orbitz were so fucking gross but I miss them too. D-:

I actually collected those Snapple Elements bottles :|

madebymillie: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: elrics: ADVENTURE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:42:06 -0700

madebymillie:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:
elrics:
ADVENTURE TIME MASTERPOST
(Contains the Animated Show and Comics; To be updated as needed)
Season 1: Slumber Party Panic ⋅ Trouble in Lumpy Space ⋅ Prisoners of Love ⋅ Tree Trunks ⋅ The Enchiridion! ⋅ The Jiggler ⋅ Ricardio the Heart Guy ⋅ Business Time ⋅ My Two Favorite People ⋅ Memories of Boom Boom Mountain ⋅ Wizard ⋅ Evicted! ⋅ City of Thieves ⋅ The Witch’s Garden ⋅ What is Life ⋅ Ocean of Fear ⋅ When Wedding Bells Thaw ⋅ Dungeon ⋅ The Duke ⋅ Freak City ⋅ Donny ⋅ Henchman ⋅ Rainy Day Daydream ⋅ What Have You Done ⋅ His Hero ⋅ Gut Grinder

Season 2: It Came from the Nightosphere ⋅ The Eyes ⋅ Loyalty to the King ⋅ Blood Under the Skin ⋅ Storytelling ⋅ Slow Love ⋅ Power Animal ⋅ Crystals Have Power ⋅ The Other Tarts ⋅ To Cut a Woman’s Hair ⋅ The Chamber of Frozen Blades ⋅ Her Parents ⋅ The Pods ⋅ The Silent King ⋅ The Real You ⋅ Guardians of Sunshine ⋅ Death in Bloom ⋅ Susan Strong ⋅ Mystery Train ⋅ Go With Me ⋅Belly of the Beast ⋅ The Limit ⋅ Video Makers ⋅ Heat Signature ⋅ Mortal Folly ⋅ Mortal Recoil

Season 3: Conquest of Cuteness ⋅ Morituri Te Salutamus ⋅ Memory of a Memory ⋅ Hitman ⋅ Too Young ⋅ The Monster ⋅ Still ⋅ Wizard Battle ⋅ Fionna and Cake ⋅ What Was Missing ⋅ Apple Thief ⋅ The Creeps ⋅ From Bad to Worse ⋅ Beautopia ⋅ No One Can Hear You ⋅ Jake Vs. Me-Mow ⋅ Thank You ⋅ The New Frontier ⋅ Holly Jolly Secrets ⋅ Marceline’s Closet ⋅ Paper Pete ⋅ Another Way ⋅ Ghost Princess ⋅ Dad’s Dungeon ⋅ Incendium

Season 4: Hot to the Touch ⋅ Five Short Graybles ⋅ Web Weirdos ⋅ Dream of Love ⋅ They Went to the Nightosphere ⋅ Daddy’s Little Monster ⋅ In Your Footsteps ⋅ Hug Wolf ⋅ Princess Monster Wife ⋅ Goliad ⋅ Beyond This Earthly Realm ⋅ Gotcha ⋅ Princess Cookie ⋅ Card Wars ⋅ Son of Mars ⋅ Burning Low ⋅ B-Mo Noire ⋅ King Worm ⋅ Lady & Peebles ⋅ You Made Me! ⋅ Who Would Win ⋅ Ignition Point ⋅ The Hard Easy ⋅ Reign of Gunters ⋅ I Remember You ⋅ The Lich

Season 5: Finn the Human + Jake the Dog ⋅ Five More Short Graybles + Up a Tree ⋅ All the Little People + Jake the Dad ⋅ Davey + Mystery Dungeon ⋅ Bad Little Boy + All Your Fault ⋅ Little Dude + Vault of Bones ⋅ The Great Bird Man + Simon and Marcy ⋅ Glitch is a Glitch + Puhoy ⋅ B-MO Lost + Princess Potluck ⋅ James Baxter the Horse

Comics: (In order to read these, you will need to download and install ComicRack) Adventure Time (#1-15) ⋅ Marceline & The Scream Queens (#1-6) ⋅ Fionna and Cake (#1-4)

This list of episodes is up to date. I will update the post as new episodes air. All of the episodes are in 720p. I’ve also included download links to all of the comics that have been released. I will also update them as soon as the new issues are scanalated. Enjoy!
Enjoy
yaaaaaayy

darthhaven: primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:43:07 -0700

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

He is adorable.

that-little-voice-in-your-head: verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warha...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:14 -0700

that-little-voice-in-your-head:

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

Every toaster is special in its own way

truebluemeandyou: DIY Unique Way to Tie a Scarf Tutorial from...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:31:30 -0700

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Unique Way to Tie a Scarf Tutorial from Mrs Polly Rogers here. Saving for winter.

theeggcamefirst: amayakumiko: ssjdebusk: superwholockathogwart...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:16:24 -0700

theeggcamefirst:

amayakumiko:

ssjdebusk:

superwholockathogwarts:

The best part is this isn’t even edited. It actually happened.

4th wall? What forth wall?

THIS SCENE. THIS SCENE RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MADE ME LOVE SUPERNATURAL.

When I saw this scene my mom says, “Did you notice the only problem he had with it was that they were brothers, not that they thought he was gay?”

bookshelfporn: ‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:46:52 -0700

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

There’s a name for that thing I do. Huh.

The United States of America on college education

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:43:54 -0700

Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

pleasestopbeingsad: HAIR MONSTER EATS STUPID QUESTIONS.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:35:41 -0700

pleasestopbeingsad:

HAIR MONSTER EATS STUPID QUESTIONS.

assiest: canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this THE HARDEST...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:30:35 -0700

assiest:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS

neutered: mysunwolf: fromonesurvivortoanother: cumaeansibyl: fromonesurvivortoanother:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:19:57 -0700

neutered:

mysunwolf: fromonesurvivortoanother: cumaeansibyl: fromonesurvivortoanother: i…

fromonesurvivortoanother:

cumaeansibyl:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

i don’t like the whole “you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself” idea because uhhh

wow people who are hurt and abused and damaged deserve love just as much as someone else

love generally does not work when it’s one-sided. love is the interaction between one person and another entity, like another person or a book or a work of art

and usually when people have trouble loving others it’s because their previous relationships with people have taught them messed up ways of love

where do you think these people are going to learn healthy ways of love? from a magical wise space turtle in their heads? they have to go out there and love and hurt and make mistakes and learn what it’s like.

you can love someone the moment you start loving, okay? of course with time you eventually learn the deeper complexities and nuances, but you are not required to love yourself first

most of the time you can learn to love yourself at the same time that you love someone else

something I realized after I hit bottom, when I thought I was done, was that I was able to feel kindness and sympathy toward others. even when I was sure there was nothing left, that was there.

and that taught me that I wasn’t wholly lacking in good qualities. I wasn’t thoroughly bad. I could love. expressing love and caring toward others, even in the smallest ways, helped me learn that I had good in me still.

often in recovery I’ve heard the saying “if you can’t love yourself, let us love you until you can.” to that I would add, “if you can’t love yourself, love others until you can.” that doesn’t mean you’re going to know how to do it in a healthy way all at once. but just the knowledge that you’re capable of it can help you understand that there’s hope for you yet.

i was going to angrily reblog the post of someone who didn’t get it, but i liked the positivity here better

ghostpuncher: buddhacoffee: “so please shut the fuck...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:14:07 -0700

whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

ghostpuncher:

buddhacoffee:

“so please shut the fuck up”

preach

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:03:00 -0700